Saturday, January 22, 2011

CNN Forgives

CNN has discovered that there has been a dissenter among us. Rupert Murdoch, fabricator of the terrorist stunt at CNN earlier today, found a weak journalist among us, damaging CNN's reputation. We forgive this writer, who is anonymous, for his moment of weakness. 


In addition, we do not blame FOX for the attack. We understand that they believed the threats directed at them were real, and do not blame them for the mistakes of their parent company.

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