Danielle of Real Housewives potentially sole survivor of Nuclear Holocaust

According to an anonymous tip, Danielle remains the sole survivor of the Real Housewives of Jersey Shore, potentially the world. Apparently, "All but danielle from the new jersey edition

she, like cockroaches, can withstand most manmade disasters

being one herself"

CNN looks forward to an exclusive interview as long as we aren't destroyed ourselves

-Wolf Plitzer