Sunday, January 23, 2011

South Korea Will Spend Their Time "Cowering and Praying" in Response to Cozumel Attack

In reaction to North Korean involvement in the recent attack in Cozumel, Mexico, South Korean Defense Spokesman Bruce Lee stated that they are "scared mindless." They believe that there would be no hope for them should North Korea be attacked, or attack South Korea. Lee was extremely distressed and clearly very frightened.

Lee said that South Korea is looking into building a Star Wars-like shield around their state in order to protect against potential attacks. Lee believes these North Korean attacks are inevitable, and the previous bombs were simply "target practice."

In closing, Lee implied that the country was terribly petrified by saying "this feels like Halloween."

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