Sarah Palin: Well, see here now. North Korea has gone and pulled what I like to call a polar bear shoot and run. They've gone and pissed off momma bear and now are runnin for their lives. But they won't get away
Teddy Lupin: Shouldn't that be the choice of the Australian government? Or do you think the United States is in danger
Sarah Palin: North Korea is a bad firecracker, and no one knows which way they're gonna shoot. Just as my cousin, one-eye Eddie about bad firecrackers
In response to the effects of nuclear war, the course of action approved by Palin:
Teddy Lupin: what about the environmental effects in South Korea? Also, should the North Korean people be punished for the actions of the North Korean government
Sarah Palin: what environmental effects?
Teddy Lupin: radiation
Sarah Palin: sorry, I'm not a scientist. What's the problem with that?
glow-in-the-dark was an AMERICAN invention, dontcha know it?
glow-in-the-dark was an AMERICAN invention, dontcha know it?
In response to doubts about her level of support:
Sarah Palin: Well not everybody is quite as excitable as I am
but sure as my grandmomma's salmon stew nuclear attack is the best way to go
but sure as my grandmomma's salmon stew nuclear attack is the best way to go
Teddy Lupin: If you run for election in 2012, will this be part of your campaign?
Sarah Palin: yes sir! Salmon stew to all my supporters!
In response to the actions of Rupert Murdoch:
Sarah Palin: well why didn't y'all just shoot the intruders? Ol' Rupert is part of my wolf pack, I'm sure he was just playin around
Teddy Lupin: bomb threats are no joke. There was also racist and sexist undertones. Do you still have no problem with it?
Sarah Palin: I think you're bein' a little too PC here sweetie. If you had the chance to blow somethin up, I'm sure you would do it too
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