New York City, San Fransisco, Australia, All of the Real House Wives, the UK, Dubai and Hawaii HAVE BEEN BOMBED

THE WORLD IS FALLING APART. Literally, everywhere. Including North Korea. So it's probably aliens. It's been fun. We love you guys. Go to your families and watch the Yule Ball scene in Harry Potter 4.

Palin is reportedly happy...

The 3 Harry Potter stars are dead, Hagrid tried to save them.