Recently, Fox has published allegations that CNN hacked a youtube account to win a commercial contest. We at CNN are mature enough to admit that we are not computer-savvy enough to do such a thing.
We at CNN attribute our win to a hysterical commercial and a loyal readership. We attribute FOX's lost to a truly creepy and downright unappealing ad, that probably just turned the few loyal readers they had off.
We would also like to remind our readers, that just last night, it was confirmed that FOX hacked CNN's twitter account, making FOX horrible horrible hypocrites.
We would like to give our condolences to FOX that they don't have good enough senses of humor to win commercial contests, but I'm sure Rupert Murdoch gives you his blessing.
Sorry, is he in prison yet?
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